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Mike Hines-Sight

July 2, 2013 By Jenna 6 Comments

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Taking pics for a hot dog review I am working on:
“Come on. This is obscene.”

After selling some stuff on eBay:
“We will just put that money in our “to blow” account. Not to be confused with our “for blow” account.

Walking in on my epsom salt bath, Mike grabbed a handful of salt and thew it into the tub yelling, “Bam!” and walked out. Never skipped a beat.

In response to Ellen’s frequent and lovely tantrums as of late:
“You’re really wracking up your frequent crier miles, aren’t you?”

After both kids pooped at the dinner table:
“Well, we’re just playing a game of musical chairs over here. And not in the way you would think.”

Me: {talking about who knows who} He is a very pensive guy.
Mike: And the word of the day is…very.

Me: What is Ellen crying about upstairs?
Mike: I don’t know. Probably something stupid.

Walking in the room while I was getting ready:
“That shirt looks nice on you. You can’t even see your baby remnants.”

Ellen crying again:
“The sooner you learn not to cry when things don’t go your way, the better my life will be.”

Me: I got a new workout DVD. Guess which one.
Mike: Kegels? Do they make DVDs for that?

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  1. Dwija Borobia (@HouseUnseen) says

    July 2, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Dying!!!! So good.

    Reply
  2. Jillian @ Hi! It's Jilly says

    July 2, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    LOL! Sounds like he’s a hoot to live with!

    Reply
  3. marissa says

    July 2, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    Ahhhhh! can we steal second to last? what the heck. mine…her new thing is to lay down flat when she doesnt want to walk w me. i look awesome in stores. what happened to the cute cuddly babies! love these. kegel dvd….luv.

    Reply
  4. that guy says

    July 8, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    That guy is hilarious!

    Reply
  5. Stephanie K. says

    July 9, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    LOL I died laughing at some of these. Thanks for sharing!

    Reply
    • Jenna says

      July 9, 2013 at 10:10 pm

      I think you just made Mike’s head grow even larger!

      Reply
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