At one of our first garage sales of the season:
“Oh! I love this store!”
My Mom: Ellen, do you want to go for a walk?
Ellen: No! You go pop your tags over there!
My Mom: …
Referencing her favorite song these days:
“Mom? I belong with you, okay?”
In the car with Mike:
“Daddy! Go faster!”
Mike obliges…of course.
“You crazy, daddy!”
I have to drain the tub in order to get Ellen out of the bath – otherwise she will stay all night. After draining the other night, she looked around her and said, “I not taking a bath anymore.”
My Mom: (eating carrots) What’s up, doc?
Ellen: (repeating) What’s up, cock?
Chatting with my mom:
“Do you like boobies, Mima? Do you like Geepy’s (my dad) boobies?”
Offering me a plastic cup with felt red peppers inside:
“The Blood of Christ.”
While changing her diaper the other morning:
“I don’t understand you, mom.”
After asking for lipstick – I pretend obliged.
“Now I have a moustache just like mommy!”
I love this! What a great way to start the morning!
Omg these are so cute and hilarious!! The bath one reminds me of Cupcakes exactly!! I do a post just like this every Saturday and link it up with @dentistmel at the-Mommyhood-chronicles .com. :-) they’re called Saturday laughs.
Awesome! I didn’t realize that was a link up, I guess!
Olivia @ To the Heights says
Hahaha these are hilarious! I love that kids have no filter. Cracks me up.
Kristin D. says
Why, thank you ;) I think so too!
Ha! Your kid sounds awesome!! My kid says he has twenty dollars in his pocket. He is 3. :) Playdate? haha
Seriously! Today I asked her what she sang in music class. She said, “Poppin’ Tags”. I doubt it, kid…