Mixin’ it up on this fine Monday. Enjoy?
p.s. I had a much better title for this post. It involved stripper references. Mike nixed it. He’s really no fun at all.
By Jenna 4 Comments
Mixin’ it up on this fine Monday. Enjoy?
p.s. I had a much better title for this post. It involved stripper references. Mike nixed it. He’s really no fun at all.
This morning you will wake up, drink a cup of coffee, head out to Thanksgiving dinner, perhaps have a bit of dessert, and then, maybe you will hit up the Black Friday deals tomorrow. Your average Thanksgiving in ‘merica.
I’m just going to ask you to do one little thing in addition to all of that. Take a minute to think about where it all comes from. The coffee, the food, the goods. Chances are you don’t know their sources, and that’s ok. I probably won’t either. But I am working on that.
Catholic Relief Services Fair Trade is helping me with that.
So, while you are counting your blessings and doing your shopping, keep this charity in mind – even just in prayer. Pass the word along. Browse the shop. Host a party. Buy some gifts.
Happy Thanksgiving, my people.
I make this for Mike a lot during the holiday season. He isn’t sure if he likes it as much as apple pie or more. We will get back with you on that one. And again, check out PicMonkey for all of your cool recipe card needs.
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Happy All Souls Day, or Dia de los Muertos, or my birthday. You choose. And, if it’s all too macabre for you, scroll down to the bottom to see what I want for my birthday.
On Kelly’s birthday, she did an awesome, albeit morbid post, and here I am ganking her idea. But, it’s my birthday, and I’ll gank if I want to.
Turn my blog into book. You really don’t need to publish it; I just want my kids to have it. Learn a bit about their momma. I’ll make sure Mike has my login to do a final post – assuming this thing is still up and running (probably not gonna happen).
If possible, make sure I receive Last Rights and a good Confession at some point. I would really appreciate that.
Then, in honor of my mom who was a florist for 20 years, put a beautiful casket spray on my (very cheap) casket. And that is all the flowers I want. No more. There is no need to jazz up the place. I won’t care. But, you know what I will care about? I will care that you have masses said for me instead. Take every dollar that you were going to spend on flowers, and have Gregorian (and regular) Masses said for me. This is important; put that Gregorian thing in my will. Do not forget. Remember: I don’t want more time in purgatory because roses would just really liven up the place. I’m dead.
Also, you need to stay for the Rosary during the wake. Please don’t leave or sneak out before it starts. Just sit and say a Rosary for me.
Next, offer up a St. Gertrude prayer for me. Do it devoutly, please.
And, you’re not done praying yet. Heed the words of Our Lady who asked that we pray very much for the poor souls, and that if we pray these prayers, we will “deliver so many souls, so many souls!” Make me one of those souls by having everyone pray this after my funeral Mass – you know, before anyone hits the road:
5 Apostle’s Creeds
1 Hail, Holy Queen
1 Our Father
1 Hail Mary
1 Glory Be
1 Requiem
My tombstone? A kneeler. Have one made out of concrete or something. Have 2 Mach. 12:46 (the Douay-Rheims version) inscribed on it. I want people to be able to come to my gravesite and pray for my soul. Can you tell I am serious about this prayer thing? And, bonus for you: a plenary indulgence is granted to those who visit a cemetery and pray for the dead on any day from Nov. 1-Nov. 8. It’s a partial indulgence any other day.
And, when all is said and done, keep me in your prayers. I don’t know how long I will be hanging out in the ol’ purg.
Lest you think I am being a prayer hog: my bday is on All Souls Day; I have always felt called to pray for the poor souls in purgatory. So, for my birthday gift, leave me the names of your departed love ones, and I will pray a rosary for them tonight.
“Eternal Father, I offer Thee the most precious blood of Thy Divine Son, Jesus, in union with the Masses said throughout the world today, for all the Holy Souls in purgatory. Amen”
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I know, I didn’t do quick takes again this week. For shame.
But, the kids and I were busy doing All Saints Day stuff. We went to a party and were asked to bring a craft, bring a treat, and dress up. Here is what I came up with:
Bl. Mother Teresa puppet craft from Catholic Icing
St. CLEMENTines for snack
And then, The Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist in Ann Arbor, MI posted a picture of MY kids in costume on their page. MY kids. I would certainly think that would get me a few minutes off purgatory since they are MY kids right?
Pretty much made my Catholic day.
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I was given a Wantable box in exchange for this review and Dia de los Muertos Makeup Tutorial. Opinions y estilo son mias. Links are affiliate.
A makeup subscription service that can be purchased one time only or as a monthly gift.
1. Start with a fresh face of makeup. I applied concealer, powder and one coat of mascara.
2. Apply white face makeup to entire face in an even layer.
3. Apply Ultimate Eyeshadow in Very Black to entire area surrounding your eye sockets including your lids. I found that the eye shadows in this box had a very saturated color, and they went on easily when I applied them with my finger. They have a powdery texture, and they didn’t seem to crease. If you can still see pink areas of your lash lines, use the eyeliner pencil to fill those in.
4. Use your eyeliner pencil to create a spiderweb design on your forehead. You could also draw a cross, a rose, a star, a heart or swirls and dots that follow the contours of your face. Of course you can also do a combo of these things too.
5. Use your eyeliner to color the tip of your nose. You can draw connected triangles like I did, or you can fill in the entire tip in a spade-like shape.
6. Next, use the Ultimate Lip Pencil in Ruby to line your lips. I went slightly outside of my natural lip line to create a fuller effect. This lip pencil was smooth and very vivid in color. Then, fill in your lips with a shade from the Lipstick Palette Kit in #1 Can Buy Me Love. Again, just like all of the other products in this kit, these colors are very vibrant on the skin. Touch up your lips with liner to even out the look.
7. Use your eyeliner to draw designs on your cheeks, lips and chin. Swirls, crosses, hearts, “stitched” lips, dots, and flowers work well in these areas. You can even add rhinestones at this point too. When applying eyeliner over your painted lips, make sure to do that step at the very end. Otherwise the red lipstick will get on your black pencil and end up elsewhere on your face.
8. Get out the Tacky Glitter Adhesive and Hollywood Lights Glitz in Oscar & Chorus Line. Dip the brush into the adhesive, and then dip it into the glitter of your choice. Apply the glitter along and around some of the designs you have made on your face. Be sure not to add too much. It is an accent, and when you start adding too much of anything, it takes away from the beauty of your designs. A note on the glitters and adhesives: I was very surprised at how well these two products worked together. I thought it was going to be a hot mess trying to apply the glitter, but it was so easy and mess free. I was honestly shocked and pleased.
9. Stick on your false eyelashes using the directions provided with the false lashes and adhesive.
10. Give your hair some curl and volume with your curling iron. Add a flower or flowers to your hair to finish your look. Muy bueno.
Everything in the Wantable box held up very well. It wasn’t waterproof, so crying at haunted houses and bobbing for apples are out. But it will stay vivid and in place if you don’t mess with it. Eventually and sadly, you will have to wash your face.
To Remove: Rinse your face well with warm water. Wash with your fave soap. Use makeup remover to clean remaining makeup. Wash again. Use a toothbrush to remove lipstick residue. Moisturize face and lips. All of this makeup comes off super easily – and I love that.
Now give it a try and take lots of pics. Then post them to Instagram and tag me in them so I can gawk at your awesomeness. And, don’t forget to order your Wantable Halloween Box here. Maybe you can even come up with your own Dia de los Muertos makeup tutorial.
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We’re celebrating three years today which, I think, makes us experts on marriage or something like that. We might know a thing or two, maybe.
We are going to make pasta out of the box and rent a movie from iTunes tonight after the charges are in bed. We don’t do anniversary gifts for various reasons I can elaborate on later (if you say please), and that’s probably a good thing because the traditional gift this year is leather. Go where you will with that…
Anyway, this post isn’t about our magical night tonight; it’s about our magical night five (what??) years ago – our lurve story.
Jenna was born on a chilly evening in early November 1985…just kidding. FF >> Summer 2008
7lbs, 11oz of pure 80s
She remembered walking across the stage of her graduation ceremony thinking, “Hm. I really thought I would meet my husband in college.” She hadn’t and life was moving on. So Jenna continued living up at school until the lease was up on her house, and student teaching was going to start in the Fall.
very rare photo of very brief stint as a teacher
Mike was living in Indiana doing a co-op with Toyota (Sienna, what!!), and he was going back to school for the Summer semester. If you’re wondering if he is younger than Jenna, the answer is yes. Rawr. He was looking for a room to rent, so he put a message out on Facebook looking for a lead. An acquaintance Mike went to high school with messaged him that they had an open room, and Mike took the spot.
Meanwhile, Jenna was working as a waitress at a family restaurant, drinking a leetle too much, and making poor decisions with her life. She was not following God’s plan for her soul – if you want to put it lightly.
One Summer night, Jenna’s friend David invited her to a housewarming party he was having. He wanted to show off his new house and introduce his new roommate to his friends. Do you see where this is going?
Thanks for the pic, David!
Jenna had a softball game that night, but showed up later – sweaty and a little dusty from a great slide into second base. She was safe. They lost.
When David’s new roommate came into the room, things became very cliche and predictable. Mike and Jenna locked eyes, shook hands, thought lovely things about one another, and the rest was history. Except it’s not history. I am going to keep going with this.
If they had it their way, Jenna and Mike would have started dating right away. But, one of Mike’s roommates had a thing for Jenna, and Mike didn’t want to step on his new friend’s toes. So, the pair spent every waking moment together as friends: sitting on the porch swing of Mike’s house (that came to be known as “Summer House”), listening to Girl Talk, drinking Bud Select, playing disc golf (boy did Jenna want to impress him), killing it at Rock Band, watching bad movies, and throwing watermelons off of rooftops.
It was no secret that the two were in love, and Mike’s roommate was no dummy. He pulled Mike aside one night and told him to ask me out, and now the rest was history. Just kidding. Still going.
early in out tourist career
They knew they wanted to get married three months after dating. They brought each other closer to God, and it shaped who they are today. Jenna loved the way he made her laugh. Mike loved that he converted her into a Republican. And, Jenna may have cried like a big, fat baby once or twice because she wanted to get married to him. Badly. So sue her. She chalks it up to the fact that Mike took her ring shopping six months after they were dating but didn’t propose until a year later. Rookie move.
When Mike did propose, he did so on the most romantic of all holidays.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
The two had the day off work, so Mike took Jenna to Mass and then to a massage and manicure. You see, he remembered that Jenna wanted her nails done after she got engaged because people would be looking at her hands. Vain? Yup. Smart? Also yup.
Jenna had a feeling that he would propose that day, if not soon. She even warned him that manicures don’t last longer than a week. Later, Mike took her home and brought her up to her room. Don’t worry. They brought each other closer to God, remember? Jenna noticed that her room was immaculate, and there were post it notes and red roses around the room.
Mike used to love leaving Jenna little notes everywhere, and he bought her flowers often, but never red. He was saving red for a special day. The notes directed Jenna to her jewelry box. When she opened it, there was one more note with a ring: “Will you marry me?”
picked fresh from the vine
Mike was down on one knee. Classic. Jenna screamed and said, “Yes!”
standard manicure to beard photo
And now, the rest is history. A lovely history.
bliss.
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Not only are these photos What We Wore on Sunday, but they are also Open to Interpretation. Double dipping in the Easter baskets. We had a great Easter which means I got to eat Reese’s Eggs, Mike and Ike Jelly Beans, Robin’s Eggs, and Cadbury Eggs. On an unrelated note (I hope…), you are now witnessing the part of pregnancy where I turn into Puff the Magic Pregnant Lady. Roar.
miracle sunglasses that made Ellen think she was invisible, and therefore v.v.v. quiet during *most* of Mass
Oh, you wanted to see more outfits from people who haven’t had their clothes in storage for two months? Head to The Camp or FLAP.
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Linking up with OTI and WIWS at Grace’s and FLP respectively (did you like all of those letters?)…but you’ll have to wait until this afternoon. I’m assuming you’re disappointed, but I assure you: our clothes are still in storage and you ain’t seeing anything new. Watch me get creative. But, later. Happy Easter! He is Risen!
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© modustollens / Dollar Photo Club
My parents were super creative on this lucky holiday. How will you celebrate this year? Tell me in the comment section below.