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You might find yourself still in your PJs at noon licking syrup off your breakfast plate while you freelance.
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If your infant sleeps on your lap while you blog, be prepared to wipe pee off your trackpad.
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You convince yourself that you need clip-in bangs from QVC. Why am I watching QVC?
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Your eyebrows look like two blonde caterpillars. They need an appointment with a big jar of hot wax.
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You find yourself purchasing unneeded items on your community’s swap and sell site. Hello play shopping cart, Thomas the Train jammies, and Billy Blanks DVDs.
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You never remember what day it is, and your son’s Baptism this weekend seems like it just sprung up on you.
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And you fill your week with fun like this:
You mean normal people don’t wait until 6:00PM to get dressed?!!? I can totally relate and I’m not a mom. Right now I only work Tuesdays and Fridays and the day in between are just a blurr of unproductively that sometimes I even forget to get dressed.
no. I think normal people do that all the time ;) It’s the weird ones who have it all together!
Lol I can totally relate!
You gotta laugh about it. I mean, it’s funny!
I love 7. You sure do have some cuties!
Well, I can’t argue with you ;)
Hahaha clip-in bangs from QVC- hilarious. They’re good though, they can sell you anything…
Tell me about it. It’s a slow and effective brainwash!
I can’t even watch QVC or infomercials because I’m such a sucker! Though I recently learned many stores have “As Seen On TV” sections now, which is almost too much for me to handle. Haha.
They know what they are doing! I still want those bangs…
Your #4 made me laugh out loud…this past week I got a very badly needed eyebrow/lip waxing…gotta take care of the whole lip-luar forestation thing! ;)
Amen! You know, other people might not notice, but you gotta feel good about yourself too!
Eessh I never get dressed unless we are doing someplace. With 3 boys in 3 years, my clothes end up so disgusting that it is not worth changing into real clothes!
I love knowing that! Us moms have to do what we have to do. I haven’t washed my hair in 4 days!