I learned a lot too:
A woman should never warm her cold feet against her husband.
Unfortunately, not only do I walk around in stocking feet, I walk around in bare feet. And clip my toe nails on the couch. Poor Mike.
I don’t even want to know what my husband thinks of my Lincoln Park After Dark after reading about the demerits of red nail polish.
I do get points for serving balanced meals, but the veggies are often from a can. So really, it’s a wash.
Thankfully, I can rest assured that I am a good wife because I don’t do dope, smoke in bed or save children’s punishment for when dad gets home (Ain’t nobody got time for that!). But I do often forget to wash the top of the milk jug and shampoo Mike regularly. Well, crap.
When I asked Mike his opinion about all of this, he paused his video game and said I was committing a modern day demerit #20.