Mike Hines-Site

I promise this won’t be a regular thing. I am way too forgetful for that. But here is Mike, in all his glory.

“I’m pretty sure Oompa Loompas are just kids who ate pasta sauce.”

Mike: droning on about some car article
Me: :::sneeze:::
Mike: Can you stop interrupting me?

Mike on Ellen’s recent behavior:
“We should agree that we will not rest until she is an adequate human being.”

Mike on Ellen’s new anatomically incorrect octopus puppet:
“This is more of a sextopus. That just sounds wrong, and my finger is up its butt.”

After I used Mike’s tools to fix Ellen’s train:
“You would make a great single mom.”

While trying to decide what to do on Friday night for my birthday:
“We could just go to that kid-friendly evening place.”
Helpful.

While trying to find directions to St. Agnus Church:
“St. Angus: We only serve the thickest cuts of Christ.”

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Comments

  1. I am a new GFC follower from the blog hop. So nice to “meet you”!

    Sarah
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  2. Hmmm…some of this sounds really familiar. The interrupting part for sure, and the single mom comment! David says random things like this all the time! I’m constantly caught off guard and laughing so hard. So much so, that David starts laughing at himself because of it. It’s amazing how two people have a random communication style once a 1 and a half going on 16 year old takes over the house. I feel Ellen and Jo would have good times together figuring out how to dismantle the church. Jo now thinks it’s fun if she is doing something wrong to just hurry up and do it faster and then run away from us laughing about it. And now, when she gets time out, she walks over the couch and puts herself in it.

    Love me some of these early terrible twos!

  3. These are seriously hilarious. Thank you :)

  4. While trying to find directions to St. Agnus Church:
    “St. Angus: We only serve the thickest cuts of Christ.”

    hahahahaha true story

    And I will have to remember the one about sneezing :P

Your pretty thought would look nice down here.