
Bottom Right: After letting Ellen drop off the back of that stage, terrifying her with large vegetables and scarring her for life by attempting a pony ride: “We are terrible parents.”
After I told Mike about how much his mom and I love each other:
“Well…kumbaya.”
Me: ” I don’t talk on the phone in my car. If I do, it is rare and brief.”
Mike: “Like my underwear.”
Watching Ellen use a map for her teddy bear’s “diaper”:
“Wow. That diaper really tells you where to go.”
Happy birthday, funny man. I love you.

Happy birthday Mike! Way to scar your daughter for life with giant veggies. I’m sure her therapist will be most understanding.
I fear she will never eat them again.