Mike: What was I going to do this morning?
Me: Beats me.
Mike: No. That wasn’t it.
After the weather broke for a warm second, we saw lots of joggers out and about:
“A lot of people out doing weird things today, huh?”
A typical Mike analogy – convoluted:
“I mean, would you rather build a road through a cornfield or a rainforest?”
I don’t know, dear.
Desperately trying to cut through some fancy cheese with wax on it:
“I’d never make it as a rich guy.”