Our movers are packing all of our stuff stuff so much stuff right now. We are off to Michigan, dear people. We still don’t have a place to live, so we’re moving in with my parents. Every grown-up’s dream. Honestly though, huge life-saver. Anyway, I’m off the grid. Laugh without me:
Mike on my ever-worsening baby brain:
“I’m going to invent Google for women. You can just type in, ‘You know, the thing. The thing I was talking to you about yesterday. You know what I’m talking about, right?”
Me: We’re having Brazilian Chicken for dinner tonight.
Mike: Do they wax the chicken instead of plucking it?
Mike yelling for help from the other room while changing a poopy diaper:
“I don’t know how much damage was done. All I know is that she grabbed her diaper and waved it over her head like a terrible towel.”
Another chicken observation:
“Boneless, skinless chicken breast? They should add ‘nipple-less’ in case people are worried.”
Mike: My brothers used to bicker like girls when they lived together.
Me: Excuse me?
Mike: Sorry. Like women.
Mike making one of the two dinners he knows how to cook:
“Jenna, prepare for the wurst.”
Me: Mike, I’m so bored today.
Mike: Just wait until she takes a nap, and then you can Google “murder” or something.
On his disagreement with me turning down the heat in our apartment:
“That’s why they call it a bun in the oven and not meat in the freezer.”
These just made my day. So funny :)
Oh my gosh, the waxing one might have just gotten me in trouble for laughing during work!
OH MY GOSH!!!! My husband says, at least once a day, ‘what you just said made absolutely no sense, why don’t you try again’. And, as much as I’d like to be mad at him, he is totally right! LOL. Good luck on the move friend! Good thing your parents are so freaking cool :)
Ermagherd… Just wait until she takes a nap, and then you can Google “murder” or something.
Hysterical!
HA! These are a hoot! I can’t decide if the Brazilian chicken comment or the diaper/towel one is my fave. Both = Priceless!
Jenna, this had me in stitches. Thank you for sharing!
Hahaha! You just made my night. Hilarious!