Sometimes I swear they are doing this stuff on purpose. I just KNOW that they are making a lucid and deliberate decision to break that Fourth Commandment. “But toddlers can’t sin!” you say. Yeah, while that might be catechetically correct and all, I still can’t help but wonder. And then I come up with stuff like this. And this is way more fun than trying to lobby for Hobby Lobby hearts on Facebook or Bob Loblaw‘s Law Blog. .