I taught Ellen about hashtags. I asked her for a bite of her cake.
“hashtag no no.”
When she wanted to come back in the house.
“hashtag knock knock.”
Ellen: What was that?
Me: It was a bird tweeting.
Ellen: No, silly mommy. I heard a deer say bless you.
Ellen Original Songs:
” We make a wish, then we take a break. We make a wish, then we take a break. Then we take away the sins of the world!”
“Jesus comes for me. Then you get a birthday partyyyyyyyy.”
Ellen Words:
MagnaDoodle: Noodle Cadoodle
Arts and Crafts: Arts and Craps
Pretending to be Mike’s voicemail:
“Hi. This is Mike. I have an important questions and a daddy question.”
“Reading” Chicka Chicka Boom Boom to me:
“A told B and HIV, I’ll meet you at the top of the coconut tree!”
After I got a mole removed:
Ellen: Mom, where’s your mole?
Me: It’s gone.
Ellen: Is it on your other arm?
Me: No, honey. The doctor took it away.
Ellen: Oh. Did the doctor put it on her arm?
Me: No, she threw it in the garbage.
Ellen: Ohhh no. But, I wanted to have it.
Me: Sorry, dear. It’s gone.
Ellen: Can we go ask the doctor if we can have it back?
Me: …
And a little Aero Jams.

hahaha….oh my goodness. Thanks for the smile :-)
Anytime you want more smiles, she is ready to ship ;)
Arts and craps, too cute!
These always make me smile:)
Smiley Breen ;)
Too funny! How COULD you not save the mole for her?! Hashtag incredulous
#worstmomever #getittogether #savethemoles
#moreellenchatterplease
hashtag ok
Hahaha I love her… Thanks for the laugh (:
I love her too. And I have to remind myself of that every morning at 2am…
Aww I love that she wanted to go ask the doctor for your mole back!! Adorable song!! Cupcakes makes her own up too and I just love it!! :-)
Jamie
Adorable or weird and gross? haha
This is awesome. I love that you taught her about hashtags. So freaking funny!
Gotta keep her in the know, right? ;)
When I got my tonsils out I totally wanted to keep them too – I’m with Ellen :P She’s such a hoot! Thanks for linking :)
In a jar next to your bed? ;)