I taught Ellen about hashtags. I asked her for a bite of her cake.
“hashtag no no.”
When she wanted to come back in the house.
“hashtag knock knock.”
Ellen: What was that?
Me: It was a bird tweeting.
Ellen: No, silly mommy. I heard a deer say bless you.
Ellen Original Songs:
” We make a wish, then we take a break. We make a wish, then we take a break. Then we take away the sins of the world!”
“Jesus comes for me. Then you get a birthday partyyyyyyyy.”
MagnaDoodle: Noodle Cadoodle
Arts and Crafts: Arts and Craps
Pretending to be Mike’s voicemail:
“Hi. This is Mike. I have an important questions and a daddy question.”
“Reading” Chicka Chicka Boom Boom to me:
“A told B and HIV, I’ll meet you at the top of the coconut tree!”
After I got a mole removed:
Ellen: Mom, where’s your mole?
Me: It’s gone.
Ellen: Is it on your other arm?
Me: No, honey. The doctor took it away.
Ellen: Oh. Did the doctor put it on her arm?
Me: No, she threw it in the garbage.
Ellen: Ohhh no. But, I wanted to have it.
Me: Sorry, dear. It’s gone.
Ellen: Can we go ask the doctor if we can have it back?
And a little Aero Jams.