Happy Halloween, creeps. Strawberry Shortcake, an astronaut and I are heading out into the (maybe) snow tonight to sugar up. And guess what?
Nope. You’re wrong.
On Sunday, we are having a gender reveal party to find out what this hamster be-eth. What’s that? Of course. Yes. I will let you in on the fun. No cake for you though. Unless they invent virtual cake by then. In which case, let me know.
I care enough to make sure you don’t miss out on anything I posted earlier this week. Obviously you have a good excuse for why you didn’t read. I forgive you. And I update you:
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I’m not the only bard in this neck of the Internet. Check out some gems that I didn’t Mark as Read before even getting to. In fact, I saved them to savor later. So, are they good? I don’t know. Let’s find out together:
Reading: Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore
Eating: Back on the home-cooking train after a week in FL. Tonight? Carry-out pizza. Oops.
Listening: To my kids scream and cry each and every blessed night. Maybe an hour of bedtime routine and snuggles just isn’t enough. Kill me.
Wearing: Actually looking for a great pair of PJ pants so I can replace the rats I’m wearing right now.
Praying: That I can find a solution to the three-year problem I call bedtime. It’s more than a struggle.