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I went to the store this week to pick up a couple of things for my mom. Here is the conversation I had with the owner:
Owner: When are you due?
Me: Three weeks.
Owner: Wow! That long still? You know, we had a girl in here a while back who was really big like you!
Me: …

downtown cruising. don’t give a.

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In better pregnancy news, I saw my doc on Monday and he said I was 2.5 cm dilated and 75% effaced. He predicts I will be having this kid in 7-10 days (which means 2-5 days from now). I told him I am holding him to that. Come on, kid. Fat momma’s ribs are trembling.

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I taught Ellen how to fist pump when she hears (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party). I think I am winning at being a mom this week.

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Today is the last day to enter the Sew Mama Sew giveaway. Get on that.

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I have been looking for a new wallet that will keep me company when I walk downtown. I love my luggage/purse. I really am oddly in love with it. But, it gets to be a little much when I am out and about with Ellen. Please do yourself a favor and check out Celine’s store. Adorbs and so practical. She is a master.

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Do you want to know something hilarious? Hilarious might be an overstatement. No, wait. It is. Do you want to know…something? I wrote these 7QTs on Monday night. I just had a lot of thoughts and a weird amount of time while Ellen was sleeping and Mike was taking apart the Ikea table he just assembled because it was way too big (I told you so), so I went for it. Blog nesting?

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Do you want to know how I know I am pregnant? First of all, that nice gentleman in #1 pointed it out ever so gently. But, other than that? I can’t stop playing Candy Crush. I don’t play games on my phone. I don’t do that. Right now? I can’t stop doing that. I’m blaming it on the fact that I have a male person inside of me. Boys like games, right?

Linking up with the very unpregnant Jen today (or Monday…).