Had a dream last night that I was on a wild motorcycle high speed chase with Robert De Nero’s character in Taxi Driver. When we were eventually caught by mall security guards, I was sentenced to work at a birthday party as Justin Bieber’s babysitter. He eventually fell in love with me, and it was completely awkward.
I care enough to make sure you don’t miss out on anything I posted earlier this week. Obviously you have a good excuse for why you didn’t read. I forgive you. And I update you:
Suffering from blog burnout but you just don’t want to take a break right now? Need some content ideas? How about a little peak into my dirty little content secrets? Shhh. Don’t tell.
Actually you can tell everyone. Pin the dang thing.
I’m not the only bard in this neck of the Internet. Check out some gems that I didn’t Mark as Read before even getting to. In fact, I saved them to savor later. So, are they good? I don’t know. Let’s find out together:
Eating: peanut butter on rice cakes for snacking pleasure
Listening: Hipster Holidays on Pandora
Praying: for relief from my current anxious state