You guys, I’m pretty sure I can make a #5Faves out of anything, and today proves it. I have no idea where this came from, but I’m rolling with it. I present My Huband’s 5 Favorite Weaknesses. Ta-daaaaa!
Sour Candy: There is not such thing as Mike opening a bag of sour candy and then putting it away for later. Never happened. Never will. He will gobble it down until it hurts, and he loves every second of it.
Bad Tattoo Posts on Facebook: If Mike’s face is buried in his phone laughing, there is a pretty good chance he is looking at a Buzzfeed Facebook post about bad tattoos. He can’t not click. He sees it, and it is a must-read.
Loud Cars: Woe be until you if you are in the middle of a conversation with him and a loud car drives by. He loses the ability to remember he is talking to someone, and his neck involuntarily jerks to see what beautiful mechanical wonder is emitting the noise pollution.
MSU and Lions Football: Mike has brainwashed our daughter so that she now will sit with him and watch football while asking questions about how the game is played. Which is fine. I have no problem with that. BUT, little did we all know that this was his plan all along so he could watch the games in relative peace.
Schuler’s Cheese Spread: Please see the above post on sour candy.
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