I think alliteration is my least favorite of all the literary devices. :::thinking::: Yes, it is. Irony though. I like irony a whole bunch. Oh, and hyperbole is the greatest thing to happen to the earth. None of this has to do with the following:
Ann Taylor Scarf: So soft and snuggly and 40% off. All things that I love.
Gap Knit Hat: The lady at the store insisted that we must be from a colder climate because I would have to be insane to buy this hat for West Palm Beach. She was right about the climate. But I am also insane.
G.H. Bass & Co. Gold Watch: I have always been in love with the oversized Michael Kors gold watches, but guess what? They cost a lot of money and I would scratch it. And honestly, it’s more of a fashion statement than a functional piece. So, um, I got this one for 60% off. It tells time. It makes that statement.
Yankee Candles: I think I mentioned before how smitten I am with the Autumn Leaves candle at Yankee. Bought a big ol’ jumbo one at the outlet for penn-ays on the dollah dollah bill, y’all.
Sloane Ranger Weekender Bag: Yet another outlet find. Because at outlets you can spend as much money as you want, and you never feel guilty. Right? Right??
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